THE FOLLOWING IS A TRANSCRIPT OF A CONVERSATION HELD BETWEEN THEBE “EARL SWEATSHIRT” KGOSITSILE AND DR. LAURIE ANDERSON OF THE CORAL REEF ACADEMY
“But seriously, Doc! Uhh, what was I saying again?”
“Thebe, I’m sorry, but you’re really not fooling anyone.”
“Why don’t you take that mask off, ya freak?” jeered the middle school basketball coach, as all of the other boys shrieked at the young masked Villain.
MF Doom was upset. He had always wanted to play sports.
He had a pretty limited range of vision inside that…